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Reject the 5% Tax Increase on Your DIRECTV Bill
Did you know that cable is looking for a bailout from the State? And they're asking you, the citizens of Massachusetts, to pay for it with an unfair 5% tax hike. Please join us in our fight against this discriminatory taxation and email your State Representative and Senator. You can also call us at (Direct tv) (866) 629-5268 and we'll connect you directly to your legislators so you request that they say "NO" to the NEW 5% satellite TV tax hike! We will not defeat this tax on your bill unless you get involved. Visit www.stopsatellitetax.com for more information. Why should Cable be bailed out? Be serious...we already own part of Ford and Chevy and are not seeing any returns on our "investment". STOP THE BAILOUTS OF POORLY MANAGED COMPANIES. This is not a socialist country. |
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A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die,"The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin."The bus driver says, "I'm not married"The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass".Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business.Chocolate Brown Ugg Boots 5325 Sundance IIaustralian ugg boots ugg classic tall boots Sand Ugg Boots 5325 Sundance IIUGG Ultra Short Boots 5225 in BlackWhen they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married."The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and im going to a costume party!"
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No other guy stood a chance when Dan attended the local dance,For when the girls danced with our Danny,His tool kept tickling round their fanny.The girls began to faint and swoon as Danny waltzed them round the room,But what a shock they had in stall,For one night dancing round the hall,Danny stopped and loudly cursed,He?d felt the string and strapping burst.Before he?d reached the nearest seat, his tool was dangling at his feet,chocolate UGG HandbagGrey UGG HandbagPink UGG HandbagA girl named Silvia made Dan sick for she gave his tool a spiteful kick,Poor Danny?s screams ran round the hall,For the string was tied round one of his balls.Of course by now the band was crackers,While in the gents Dan bathed his knackers.So if you?re like poor Daniel Morgan,And have a tiny sexual organ,Remember though it?s only wee,It?s always good enough, just to Pee!!
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